Saturday, February 21, 2015
Make no mistake about it - crazy racist, homophobic and xenophobic National Committeeman has tremendous power in the Michigan GOP. Agema made his stand with two time violent criminal Darwin Jiles, Jr. to gain the "Ethnic" vice chairman position. It was very clear that Jiles commanded this race and enjoyed the full support of Agema's Army. Jiles made a point to personally thank Agema in his victory speech. If Agema were to run for reelection to his post, he would win.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 11:11 AM
The convention is now honoring outgoing Chairman Bobby Schostak, arguably the most effective GOP chairman in Michigan history. Not that the collective freak show understands that. I love that they included Greg McNielly in the tribute video - the anti gay marriage delegates let loose with an audible gasp!
Posted by Joseph Munem at 9:36 AM
As an inferior at this party, I must wait in the back until all the delegates vote before I know if I'll be elevated and allowed to vote. I'll sit here and protect the delegates from ISIS and smart meters while I listen to the cool jazz playing over the public address.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 7:50 AM
These candidates keep quoting only two Republican presidents when Chester A. Arthur clearly had the best quote of any standard bearer of the Grand Old Party: "I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business." - Chester A. Arthur
Posted by Joseph Munem at 7:42 AM
Posted by Joseph Munem at 7:33 AM
Darwin Jiles, Jr. plays his campaign video for Ethnic Vice Chair. He just plead to a gun crime after he shot somebody, and is now stating how he can reach out to the inner cities and gain GOP votes. Everybody duck, Darwin is in the house - Bang Bang, Shoot Shoot.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 7:17 AM
When outgoing Chairman Bobby Schostak stopped by to address our caucus, he wasn't virtually ignored. He was absolutely ignored. But, how else would delegates treat the most successful state party chair in Michigan GOP history?
Overheard by tinfoil lined hat crackpot while waiting to vote: "They keep telling us to get along. I'm not getting along with them, they have to listen to us now." Sister Crackpot, somewhere Rodney King is weeping at your lack of cooperation.
One of the candidates for state committee actually campaigned for the position by advocating jury nullification. Hmmm.
Word from the 8th Congressional District Caucus is that Tea Party extremists Bruce Little engineered the takeoff of the committee last night. This, in a district with an actual republican representing them in congress. God help Mike Bishop, something I'd never thought I would say.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 6:12 AM
Friday, February 20, 2015
Norm Hughes, candidate for State GOP Chairman, just let us know how Republicans started losing presidential elections in Michigan when he stopped "running" those campaigns. Surely that Edison guy had nothing to do with the light bulb - Michigan only became electrified when Norm took the project over.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 6:23 PM
Posted by Joseph Munem at 3:36 PM
What will Norm show us tomorrow at the convention? "Internal Polling" shows that he is leading, but that might just be the results of a recent colonoscopy. Stay tuned...
Posted by Joseph Munem at 5:22 AM
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Governor Snyder, in what amounts to a clear invitation to ISIS to establish Sharia Law in communities beyond the City of Dearborn, signed an executive order turning us over to a caliphate. Sellers of Burkas note brisk sales this morning...
Posted by Joseph Munem at 9:16 AM
After working on GOP campaigns for over 30 years, the local GOP leaders have decided to make me alternate #24 (meaning 23 other alternates will be seated ahead of me if that number of delegates are no shows). Since ISIS, Vaccines, Gay Marriage, Chemtrails and Smart Meters are the order of the day in the Michigan GOP, I will spend all of my free time as an alternate protecting those hardworking delegates from the threats posed by each. I will be chronicling my experiences for those not brave enough to face these dangers circling around the Lansing Center.
Posted by Joseph Munem at 8:19 AM