Greetings from alternate #24

After working on GOP campaigns for over 30 years, the local GOP leaders have decided to make me alternate #24 (meaning 23 other alternates will be seated ahead of me if that number of delegates are no shows). Since ISIS, Vaccines, Gay Marriage, Chemtrails and Smart Meters are the order of the day in the Michigan GOP, I will spend all of my free time as an alternate protecting those hardworking delegates from the threats posed by each. I will be chronicling my experiences for those not brave enough to face these dangers circling around the Lansing Center.